Let's give it up to that one time that you were drawing your friend a congratulations bear card and noticed some girls checking you out at Colectivo. Walking up to them and asking them to help you decide what the bear in your drawing was saying was the absolute best choice of a pickup line ever. I'm sorry they didn't see it that way.... :( In my mind, this goes down as a legendary "I'm so bad at being human" moment in the most beautiful way possible. <3 <3 <3 bless your heart.
