Dedicated to Grant Postier

Let's give it up to that one time that you were drawing your friend a congratulations bear card and noticed some girls checking you out at Colectivo. Walking up to them and asking them to help you decide what the bear in your drawing was saying was the absolute best choice of a pickup line ever. I'm sorry they didn't see it that way.... :( In my mind, this goes down as a legendary "I'm so bad at being human" moment in the most beautiful way possible. <3 <3 <3 bless your heart.

New life goal: anytime I find a nail with nothing hanging from it, I am going to make something to hang from it. 

Here we have pictured a young party gal waiting to be dunked into a pool of water. Ya know those things that you throw a ball at and the person falls into the water if you hit the button? 

I thought it was pretty fitting, seeing as I hung this in the bathroom, across from the toilet.

I'm actually lying, I just realized how ironic that is but I wanted to pretend like I was that clever. Alas, I am a poor liar. 

Anyway, you can find this quick little doodle hanging in the women's restroom at Roast Coffee Company. That is unless someone took it down...  *cough**cough* Josh Navone * 

P.S.

Can someone please help me figure out how to upload a photo with decent resolution? They are fine on my phone/ipad, but once I upload them, they become blurry. What's the deal?

Dedicated to Brittany Stanley.

I can't even figure out how to post a picture with good resolution. So... fail number one.

Not much to add to this thought, besides that when your friends/family who have a pet fish go out of town, it is really annoying to have to go out of your way to feed their fish. **except for you, Hannah Toldt <3<3<3**  Brittany's excellent life tip: Use this opportunity as an excuse to try on all of their clothes & jewelry, borrow their Frye boots & drink their Rumchata. 

P.S. I don't feel like I'm outing your secret because it is highly unlikely that said victim (**or anyone**) will ever read this.

Peace out. 'Til the next.